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5-Year-Old Going To Be In Big Trouble If Mom Survives Gunshot (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] DillonBrooksEnjoyer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

10/10 headline. 5/10 article.

[โ€“] Toldry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I dunno dude "Mommy is very, very angry... and... cold... and... losing blood...." really got me good