Catstrey @CatstreyDave
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
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i thought you had to use garlic bread? man, i've been overpaying
The legendary bilingual double pun!
What is the second pun?
Painstaking - time consuming.
Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.
Pain - French word for bread.
But that's the only pun though, isn't it?
Edit: Oh shit it's two in one lol nvm- I just woke up from a nap
And a baguette is a stake, too, right? Another pun
That's just one pun
Pain = beard / hurt
Missed it at first until I read your comment.
Cross-post to "DadJokes?"
Actually snorted.