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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 hour ago

This is too coincidental not to share. I photographed the following piece of 'art' about roosters that raised a lot of question marks about the person that made it. Both in subject matter and kerning.

I think it's the same author

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago

At my brother's house for dinner, yum, chicken casserole. Six-y-o niece: "It's not a chicken, it's a rooster. It bit daddy, and daddy cut its head off." Still delicious.

[–] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 45 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I have chickens, this is generally true. However, if you have too many roosters they will gangbang the hens to death and fight each other.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz 32 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You're welcome now where are they

[–] rarbg@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 hours ago

Did you know? In some lemming populations, multiple males will gangbang females in a cooperative orgy. The sheer number of males often results in the female surrounded by a mass of males. In high-density conditions, males might even mate with each other in a confusing, mixed-up “mating frenzy” where everyone seems to be trying to copulate with the same female or even each other.

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[–] noisefree@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

This reads like what a rooster might hear about their outtie during their Wellness visit while employed at Lumen.

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 10 points 20 hours ago

Plot twist: it was written by a hen with a crush

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I have some backyard chickens. One day a chick appeared on my porch and decided to follow my hens around and never left. Turns out roosters will find hens even in the middle of a small city.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's very cute! Did you ever find out were it came from?

[–] GreenAppleTree@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

huh, i wonder where the egg came from.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Who the fuck googles "what do roosters do" lmfao

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

Curious city kids? 🤷

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You haven the chicken, the rooster, and the hen. The chicken goes with the rooster. So who’s having sex with the hen?

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 1 points 2 hours ago

Definitely not me.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whoever wrote that was spot on though. Source: not a rooster but I have been called a cock before.

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Cocks are gorgeous to look at in many cases and have a lot of personality