this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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[–] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

[–] shonn@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 15 points 5 hours ago

It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(

/s just in case

[–] betahack@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea

[–] sxan@midwest.social 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.

I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.

[–] somethingsomethingidk@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly

[–] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 2 hours ago

The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 71 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Totally normal horse girl things

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago

Well there's horse girls and there's this.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

She'll regret this when the horse makes doo

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 89 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!

[–] digdilem@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

IKR? This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet for a long time.

If that horse bolts, she's not going to have a fun time at all.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 2 hours ago

One of those times you hope it's AI slop, but I don't notice anything obvious.

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 hours ago

I WAS ONE MINUTE LATE! NOOOOO!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 71 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 hours ago

It seems I don't know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that's still too much.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.

And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.

[–] Sergio 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I was guessing the woman's wearing a clip-on? But apparently this is from TikTok so you never know.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 3 hours ago

That would be the sane option. Maybe extensions would pull out, too.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

And it'd go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 29 points 8 hours ago

So. Much. Poop.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!