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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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This one seems like a spiritual successor to my all-time favorite SMBC.
I think that the vast majority of philosophical hair-splitting comes down to the fact that we live in "a universe where all meaningful divisions are arbitrary."
It lends a healthy perspective to a lot of arguments.