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Wind from Uranus made it harder to probe (www.scimex.org)

submitted 2 days ago by cybervseas@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/20637377

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Probe away

[–] grimer@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

They just write themselves sometimes…

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I mean, at least passing gas relaxes you a little

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

It'll do that sometimes.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

I bet

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

It's called 'gassy giant' for a reason.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Weird, my GI doctor said the same thing