Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn't reach your mouth.
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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They still could, you would just need to bend your head down to reach em
I bet they still couldn't reach. Giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as other mammals. This makes their necks very stiff, compared to their lengths. For reference, look up giraffes drinking.
Left is more natural. Evolution wouldn't waste time lifting that much mass making the creature top heavy unless it had an absurdly good reason to.
Mmm. Yeah. Evolution. Human giraffe hybrid. Let's see the branches of this tree.
The reason is right here; us experiencing it.
bonus question: where's the nipples?
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A mix of both. Take the left one, make his torso just a bit taller and skinnier, and shorten the neck a fair bit. The arms need to be real lanky as well.
the correct answer is both.
the one on the right bullies the more feminine one on the left who's always sticking his nose in other people's business.