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"Fuck elon musk"
Car: "Error: Electronic Lock Malfunction. Please say 'I love Elon Musk' to begin troubleshooting."
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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This reminds me... I need a glass breaking hammer for safety in my non Tesla car.
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Ah when you try to reinvent the the wheel, fail, and then kill people with it
Turn onto your back with your feet towards the door/ window, grab the steering wheel and the doorward edge of the seat, and kick out the window with both feet. This can also be done from a passenger seat as well.
Has this been tested out in a Tesla? I wouldn't put it past them to make it literally inescapable
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Find a good lawyer and sue the living shit out of Tesla and "Leon." I agree with the majority of the comments.
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"when a crash disabled its electronic doors."
Female AI voice: Please stay in your seats with your seat belts on until Elon has been notified of this incident.
See? This. This is why I don't trust my safety to electronic systems. The fancy computer controlled locks and latches are great when they work. When they don't, shit like this happens.
At least most cars still have a physical connection between the door handle and the locking mechanism. Not Tesla, for no good goddamned reason.