Political Weirdo JD Vance (the one with the very thick eyeliner) got so scared he ran home and pointed a gun at the front door : political

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

He's lying. Trying to normalize irrational fears of political violence by his dumbass cult members. He wasn't with his family, let alone mini golfing.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

oh yeah, this is the guy you want one big mac congested artery away from the presidency.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's so weird.

When I heard that Trump got shot, I packed my kids in the car and said come on kids we're going to celebrate with some nice mini golf!

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

https://youtu.be/zwRjHGKgOq0?si=ZflVnKaUOgc_L5qk 😁

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was this before he was a vp pick?

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah a couple days before. The whole story is BS.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

This idiot at least knows how to cult signal. He realized he had to pay homage to the cult's Joseph Seed.

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

So you're telling me you abandoned your kids, your greatest personal priority, during a moment of crisis Mr. Vance?

And you think we should trust you with the country?

[+] saltesc@lemmy.world -7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I'd do the same. If I were Walz and someone took a crack at Harris, I'd immediately bunker down until I heard more. That's a very normal reaction to have and you lot are trying to make jokes about how abnormal it is.

Or am I weird and the correct human response is to hit play on I Will Survive, drop pants, and helicopter through the course?

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[+] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee -11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Kuınd v ė metėfoṙ f "it'ſ f ſelf difenſ" mentælitı i djenrėl. Hz riſpȯnſ t pṙſıvd deıŋdjṙ ƿėz to ėbændėn Hz fæmilı, hu ƿṙ þıėreticėlı i deıŋdjṙ, t g t ð pleıſ ƿeıṙ ð þret ƿėz þıėretikėlı æt itſ greıtiſt, æ teık ð tuım t ſet himſelf u̇p t æmbᵫc ſėmwėn hu hæd ėpeırintlı kėm t hu̇nt Hm daun ſpeſifikėlı.

H did evrı þıŋ æktcuėl fuıṙaṙmz onṙz aṙ tȯt t n d i ė deıŋdjṙėſ ſitcueıcėn. Uı'm ſṙpruızd Hz on bȯdıgaṙdz did'n kil Hm aut v cıṙ egzæſpṙeıcėn buı ð tuım hı left ð gȯlf koṙſ!

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Kind of a metaphor for "it's for self defense" mentality in general. His response to perceived danger was to abandon his family, who were theoretically in danger, to go to the place where the threat was theoretically at its greatest, and take the time to set himself up to ambush someone who had apparently come to hunt him down specifically.

He did every thing actual firearms owners are taught to not do in a dangerous situation. I'm surprised his own bodyguards didn't kill him out of sheer exasperation by the time he left the golf course!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wtf

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