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[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago

Seems too good to be true. Like you're about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

... And super dry. No thank you

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] atocci@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think there's a gap there to fuck.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

At least two.

Source: i used to put the damn things on skewers and put them in the oven.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Do you have to remove the suppository first?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

👆 This is vore.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

...And just moments away from a lady taking me to her place and shoving her hands in me while she wraps her mouth around my ample dripping meat. Sign me up.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] TinyShonk@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well the post said the warmer, not the oven.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 1 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It also said cooked to perfection

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

Her mother found her

[–] TinyShonk@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

As in cooked and then waiting in the warmer until someone buys it. Why would you leave it in the oven, you would have to lower the temperature way down to keep it from burning and be unable to cook more until they're all gone.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

These grocery store ads are getting weird.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I think the dead part means it doesn’t feel at all

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

This is a good exercise. Do cows used for veal next

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

no joke yesterday I was watching an interview with a guy that has some kind of mutation and he has very low IQ. He was super happy! I was so envious!

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

We know how to lower our own IQs, if you really want. Alcohol, inhalants, poor sleep, and head injuries

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Was he running for president?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

"Cooked to perfection?"...if you enjoy hours-roasted microplastics, sure.

EDIT: Ever wondered why your costco chicken tastes like a boat load of chemicals? Check out the wrapper it was baking in under a heat lamp.