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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything (theonion.com)
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[–] seahorse@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago

"I'm scared of guns, I ----- Don't tell anyone!"

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does that look like an LTT clickbait thumbnail image?

[–] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao, it does look like a bearded Linus now that you pointed it out.

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Linus in a different dimension. Instead of reviewing tech, he be reviewing guns.

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

Linus Gun Tips

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 6 points 1 month ago

this is art