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It originated from a satire website: World News Daily Report
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2023
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Thank you haha I was gonna say there's no way it works like that
Article by “Hasan”
Her first name is “Hillary”
Her last name is “Wang”
Obvious parody.
The NSA does have all the pictures from your phone and probably your PC as well, though. And you’d be naive to think they can’t search by object, because I can do that shit on Amazon Photos. They don’t have a “dick” filter but how hard (giggity) would it be to make one? Just buy Chatroulette’s ML model for a start.
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Leave her alone. She was just training her ML model SchlongGPT.
Hot dog
Not hot dog
Yo people would pay good money for that
Based on my research, AI generated porn certainly needs more, um, input...
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How did this take place? Her security clearance let's her download pics from computers and mobile phones just like that?
So they are admitting there are back doors in phones and operating systems?
Doesn't seem likely they would admit that much.
I mean, it's been a well known fact that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet/mobile traffic since Snowden. I bet there are over 16m dick pics sent in the US on a daily basis.
I know but I think the general public doesn't know or understand this. It's still not exactly admitted as a general thing how this works. Apple and other companies usually talk about how they are resisting to give out access etc.
But yeah, nsa can probably access all windows and Mac systems. I don't think Linux though. Not counting Intel Management Engine in the cpu.
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A lot of that info was known over a year before that even. Wired did a cover story that apparently got no attention from anyone but me... https://www.wired.com/2012/03/ff-nsadatacenter/
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Did we forget all the sweet NSA tools that quickly? Poor Snowden
It's a joke
Oh my sweet summer child
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She was just doin' NSA shit: training a AI so that every person can be identified with just a dick pic
Yea, the real problem was making a Geoguessr like app where you have to name someone by their dick pic. All she had to do was keep the sausages in-house.
don’t give sam altman any ideas
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If she's that into dick pics, let us know where they're sending her and we can try and double that 16M. All printed and mailed to her. Imagine the state of the mail service at the prison when they have to sift through a thousand sacks of Polaroids every day.
*Polaroids of sacks...
FTFY
Sacks lol
so uh article, no outrage that this can even be done by the NSA?
Well, no because the story is so obviously fake that no one but the most credulous of suckers could fall for it.
well I’ll admit to not really digging deep while taking a shit but is this a joke or not?
It is
The only thing that makes this obviously fake is that it claims she downloaded them from people's phones, rather than from some centralized NSA data store... And the idea an NSA employee would be held accountable publicly and cause bad PR.
Snowden let everyone know they could do this in his leaks
And this, boys and girls, is a good enough reason to not digitize your willy or cooter, no matter how much you think it'll get you laid.
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Lmao this has been legal since the Bush administration.
I mean yea but this literally proves what people have been saying, that it would be super easy to abuse
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I mean, it's been well known that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet and other telecommunication traffic for like a decade now.
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She works at the NSA. She's been collecting evidence about how many dick pics women receive all the time.
Holy shit, im reading this while listening to Bach cello suite 1 and it becomes surreal as fuck.
Edit: Turns out this is fake news. But still funny as fuck.
wait woah there - fake news, on MY internet??? it's more likely than you think.
fake article from 2018 btw
Ate the onion, which sucks because there are reported cases of employees spying/stalking exes and crushes
We OnLy CoLlEcT MeTaDaTa, TrUsT Us.
Funny how we can all go, "Yes, this is a possible thing".
NSA and gov't have too much data on us withouy warrants and using 3rd party companies.
Great post OP!
And those are just the unsolicited ones she received on Tinder.
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