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[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 82 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This comment is so underrated its Untersee

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Skymt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

People say this like it's a bad thing...

Kind regards

Confused golfer.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 67 points 3 weeks ago

Submarines re-invented by NCD

[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago

Bro just discovered submarines...

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm thinking the problem might be with the pre-drowned crew 🤔

[–] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I think the pre-drowned crew in Pirates of the Caribbean did pretty well, and it's cool so I think we should go for it!

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess we need to make them air-tight, then.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that was terrible advice. I made the entire crew air-tight and the lazy bastards haven't moved since.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Happily bobbing on the surface 😊

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago

Simple, simple children. Pull up a chair. You don’t sink the ships underwater, you sink them on land! Just like the genius strategist Zakalwe , and he fought in the hell wars!

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

I think Russia is trying something like that

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

sumbermeme 👍

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's a Zëven Provincien Class frigate right? Looks similar to the Sachsen-class with the Smart-L on the aft tower and the bridge design, but has that gap between VLS and bridge (except for that I'd have said Sachsen-class)

Edit: just noticed the radar one the first tower and the funnel being seperated, is this a British destroyer, Type 13 something?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's funny about this is you absolutely can sink a submarine, if anything it's easier to do than a surface vessel.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Apparently not if you're actually trying to sink it yourself. Thats a one way ticket to getting your sub captured and placed in a large museum where people can witness your failure for generations to come.

Just ask the Germans.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

On the other hand, the Russians lost one because the captain didn't know how the toilet worked.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

literally the script of tenet

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Boats get covered with water when hit by missiles, therefore we need to get rid of all the water to handle that exception

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Daring class destroyer. For the two people on the whole internet who were wondering.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Bad idea, this would just save the enemy missles.