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Elon Musk removes blocking feature so he can finally see what his kids post (chaser.com.au)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by ZeroCool to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wonder how many people ate the onion on that one being as he'd have access to that information without doing anything like that, being as their his data centers and whatnot.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The real question is do Elmo's kids even use Xitter, and if so, why?

I wouldn't if I were them. I'm not and I don't but if I were I still wouldn't.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Probably for the same reason Bill Gates’ kids were forbidden from owning iPods.

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago

They're not really using thqt platform, are they?