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submitted 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 59 minutes ago

A, yes, quick sand, the bane of my childhood.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 30 minutes ago (2 children)

Sometimes I look at the wide open sky and think "What if gravity suddenly reverses and I fall up into the sky and then space? That would be really dangerous."

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 minutes ago

You should anchor yourself to things.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

This is like a non-Christian version of my childhood fear of "The Rapture."

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I remember freaking out when the last season of Friends aired - what, there are people vacationing in Bermuda? Are they insane? I was in my late teens

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

By now, satellites and GPS can just navigate us around the triangle, kind of like with hurricanes.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 1 points 28 minutes ago

Watched a childrens show that showed a snakebite. Was unable to enter my bed for years without searching it for snakes throughoutly.

[–] Emi@ani.social 2 points 1 hour ago

Reminded me of the Bakers emperor where one of his alchemists is trying to split atom with hammer.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Every time i was somewhere where i could see a big fall, i would get scared, thinking i would intentionally go there and fall to my death without noticing

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 1 points 32 minutes ago

I'm mildly scared of railings overlooking lower floors and such, thinking "I would get seriously injured if I somehow accidentally lean over this railing so much that I flip over to the other side and fall down."

[–] JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

I had the exact same fear when I was a kid, and crossing bridges was always very stressful for me. Even today, as an adult, it still bothers me a little, and when I'm driving I keep having these intrusive thoughts like: "What if I accidentally drive off this bridge?"

[–] combatfrog@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When I was a kid there was a Norwegian children movie called "The hunt for the kidney stone" where a kid travels into the body of his sick grandpa to find out what's wrong with him (kidney stone). After the movie I asked my mom what kidney stones are, and where they come from. "You can get them if you eat too much salt, for example" she says, and after that I was TERRIFIED every time my parents would put salt on anything.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

I read a story somewhere of someone getting them from the oxalates in peanut butter.

They were eating like 1 kg a week for a month or two though.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I was always worried about perfectly round holes in the ground and falling into them. Looney Tunes really over-represented how common they were.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

They also led me to believe that quicksand would be a bigger hazard in everyday life.

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 9 points 3 hours ago

Especially since anyone can paint them on the floor anywhere!

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Chubbyemu made me fear gas station sushi.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

gas station sushi

I didn't know those 3 words existed in that combination and I'm frankly appalled that they do

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

For every time someone eats gas station sushi, someone has to eat a PB&J from a 5-Star restaurant to maintain the balance of the universe; otherwise you get weird things happening like The Fruit of the Loom logo losing the cornucopia, or Donald Trump becoming president.

Chubbyemu made me fear a lot of things

[–] Thrife@feddit.org 25 points 5 hours ago

Reading all these adventure books and comics made me really fear quicksand as a child... I was living in East Berlins suburbs. The most comparable thing to quicksand would have been a mud puddle!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 hour ago

Tbf kost things a child will cut contain atoms so it's not as far fetched as it sounds

[–] essell@lemmy.world -2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And you'd deserve it for saying "on accident"

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Don't forget 'for no reason'. As opposed to reasonable accidents.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Isnt "for no reason" referring to why the person feared that, not that the accident had no reason?

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Are accidents an accident if it didn't happened accidentally?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Then they're incidents.