this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not surprised that the kind of person worried about this is also the kind of person to try this solution

[–] Rilichu@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

"Those insidious trans trying to trick people into sleeping with them! They just don't have any respect for people's body autonomy.

Now anyways, time for me to drug random women without their consent."

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Rookie.

I will simply be turned on by girls with dicks.

improvise, adapt, overcome

[–] amio@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Modern "problems" -> modern solutions

[–] cazsiel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ech0@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs 8 points 1 year ago

It's the best of both worlds!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 year ago

Perfect way to filter out the girls without dicks.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Probably would be a lot cheaper and respectful to just ask them if they have a dick. Where is this guy getting all this viagra from, anyway??

[–] TheAndrewBrown@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or, you know, if they undress for you guys to fuck and they have hardware you’re not comfortable with, just withdraw your consent. And how is he expecting to see the erections anyway? Are these women all wearing basketball shorts to their dates? Hell, if it actually was a trans woman trying to trick someone, they might’ve taped things down just in case. The whole thing is just insane.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You do realize that this is clearly fake, right? The mugshot is probably real but the caption is 100% without a single doubt obviously fake..

[–] TheAndrewBrown@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you saying it’s impossible for this situation to happen? I’ve definitely met people that I wouldn’t put it past them. Even if this isn’t an actual news story, if just one person has ever done this, then the discussion is legitimate. And I find it very unlikely it’s never happened.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Could this happen? Sure? Is it likely? Not really. Is it possible that out of the billions of people on this planet, this has happened? Maybe. Maybe not. It's pointless to get heated over "hypothetical" scenarios, especially when this is a clear fucking meme.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once upon a time, if you just existed on the internet, you'd be inundated with offers for Viagra.

[–] Neon@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

wait, you mean you don't get Viagra-Ads anymore?

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 year ago

That ruins the surprise though.

[–] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago

Sanest foxnews consoomer

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look if my dick found you attractive 5 minutes ago your dick isn't gonna stop me.

[–] cazsiel@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 year ago

I found out the same way a la Bailey Jay.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not a single fragile regressive has ever been ahead of their time.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just go for old faithful

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n6fgPX3NjyA

That's a guy. A guy dressed as a Sheila!

Also doesn't Viagra make girls randy?