Cat sounds easier, but dogs get to go places...
I think I'll stick to cat, though, since I don't need a human in order to poop and I'm less expected to do tricks and I'm cuter and don't smell like a dog.
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Cat sounds easier, but dogs get to go places...
I think I'll stick to cat, though, since I don't need a human in order to poop and I'm less expected to do tricks and I'm cuter and don't smell like a dog.
Cat, I would rule with iron claws and leave all horizontal surfaces bereft of all movable objects.
Indoor cat or indoor/outdoor cat?
Cat!
I would trade with my cat in a heartbeat!
Although, I'm not sure if he has the employable skills required to feed me. 🤔