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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Standard issue grey striped cats blend well with a lot of things!

Yeah, I wouldn't have noticed the kitty if there wasn't a big arrow pointing it out.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those cats eat special ops people and with time the dyes get deposited in their fur resulting in such patterns.

It takes a diet of about 100 people per year per cat to get a fully developed kitty like that.

And yes, it's worth it.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So world peace can be achieved if we get more cats?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Yes, and even if it somehow doesn't work, we will just end up with a better world to live.

Cats eat corrupt politicians and evil aliens too, so it's safe to have some on the ready.
When not needed they just fits-sits by themselves.

[–] wallybeavis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That camo pattern gives you +1 sneak

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FWIW, if that guy's gear was the same pattern he'd blend better that his comrades.

Also, that cat is cute AF.

Can confirm, cat is cute.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Of course modern-day day Cruella deVille designs military gear.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

My guy has a pack of cards taped to the back of his helmet. Thoughts? Favorite card game?

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 4 points 1 month ago

That is such a cute coat! If there was a Scottish fold version of that cat, I would think it would be the undisputed cutest cat ever.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us! May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will! Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith!

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Look what they have to do to mimic only a fraction of our power!