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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 139 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They work at Salesforce, that entire company is an exercise in bullshit.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Looks to me like they work as a developer of the Salesforce platform for a company called Penrod.

Doesn’t make them any less of an idiot, but #justsayin

And yeah, Salesforce is a garbage fire of a company.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 31 points 1 month ago

LOL, they’re hiring! Quick everyone, go and get a $160,000 job you’re not qualified for.

https://penrod.co/careers/senior-salesforce-consultant--5627204

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Penrod? What a phallic name!

[–] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

that would be a good name for a discreet vibrator

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As someone in IT Security Architecture, most of colleagues are fucking morons. It's entirely possible she did just as well as they do.

Like, I had to teach one architect how NAT works. Dude at 10 years experience.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Tbf even if you're in IT, it's easy to forget the networking details if you don't deal with it regularly.

[–] Darkaga@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I did a few years in a Security Architecture role at a large enterprise. The amount of times I had to explain basic stuff to Enterprise Architects, Principal Engineers, and Principal developers with decades of experience was truly mind numbing.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 47 points 1 month ago

Obviously a joke but a hilarious one.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Is this where everyone was clapping on the bus?

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

I want this sitcom

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago