this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eww, nothing is more gay than a man dating a woman.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... except for reddit mods

[–] CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. Have you missed the drama?

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you talking about the whole vegan drama or did something else happen?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

There have been a few but that's the memorable, recent one.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

It seems, in your anger, you killed them.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

OP read about the "fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day" strat online and didn't stop to think about its applicability.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa

[–] superkret@feddit.org 91 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it was written on 4chan, it must be true.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Furthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.

Fourth for me. Teacher was obsessed with recycling, and somehow that resonated.