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submitted 3 days ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they're very good at it.

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To put out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To put out flaming ducks

[–] pollix@lemm.ee 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Q: But how does an elephant get in a cherry tree?

A: It sits on a cherry seed and waits…

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

How does an elephant get down off a cherry tree?

It sits on a cherry and waits

[–] Devdogg@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did you hear how Tarzan died?

He was picking cherries.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I love that joke. There was no chance I'd be able to pay off the joke I set up, but I'm glad someone did, at least.

[–] poinck@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This doesn't work. The elephant is still in the fridge.

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was taken out so we could fit the giraffe in there.

[–] poinck@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

You're right, my bad. Carry on! (:

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

elephant_jokes.html

Back when the internet was good.

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Is OP a future lizard?