Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 days ago by Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

My doctor diagnosed me with "Epiploic Appendagitis", incredibly painful, but not dangerous. Said "It's like appendicitis, but on the other side."

"So... 'Table-of-Contents-itis.'"

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 3 days ago

I'm loathe to admit that took me a considerable amount of time to get.

And then had the smallest exhalation through the nose