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How Trump Is Appealing To Women Voters (theonion.com)
submitted 2 days ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

Keeping J.D. Vance in Washington: A Trump-Vance win is four years of knowing the freak’s location at all times.

I'm dead 💀

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Promising to declutter their rights

Love it

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Learning from his Silicon Valley backers I see.

[–] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They do make a serious point tho: getting to know for 4 years where the couch fucker freak is, is no small thing.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Also: stickers!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Bitches do love them some stickers.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Make Abortion Great Again!

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Make Abortion Generally Accessible From now on, start thanking anyone proudly portraying MAGA “Yes! Thank you for supporting Make Abortion Generally Accessible! God bless you!” Make them believe that’s what they’ve been promoting all along.