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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago
[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i'd say that's pretty good.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

The only winning move is not to play

[–] Liome@pawb.social 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"You loose 100% of the shots you don't take"
Checkmate.

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think "miss" instead of "loose" works better here, but yeah.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Hell, even just the correct spelling of "Lose" would work better than "loose"

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And if I do not have the objective of making shots?

[–] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything

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[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Guinness Book of World Records would like to know your location

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.

It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I never ask anyone out because what's the point? I've been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I've been turning down girls left and right because I'm just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.

this sounds shamefully familiar to me