this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

Just get off 4chan

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least 14 hours of 4chan per day.

[–] reka@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How can you have a healthy life without dosing yourself heavily with misanthropy, a misplaced sense of elitism and cultural references which alienate you from people in real life

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe its annon's job?

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I would love to try to do a 100% healthy lifestyle, but then I would have no free time for hobbies and socializing.

There's too little fucking time to do everything and yet I have it a lot more than average people.

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Hobbies and socializing are a huge part of a 100% healthy lifestyle

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Doesn't have to be 100% and definitely doesn't have to completely change overnight. Even a 1% improvement is a victory.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 41 points 1 week ago

Right and presumably you need to be a trust fund kid and never actually have to go to work?

Well so what's new porn got to do with literally anything?

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Be independently wealthy so you can don't have a job that gets in the way

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget interaction with people and hugs and stuff

[–] r128@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

anon has not seen another soul in years

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

None of that sounds like video games and pizza. What kind of weirdo are you?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 week ago

Sorry anon reading is a night activity you are killing your gains by doing heavy reading in the morning.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 week ago

big missing aspect is boredom, free time. We need awake downtime to process and think, it is a major thing missing and why so many feel burnt out

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now try getting a girlfriend

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon wants to cut toxic shit out of his life.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sazey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oh please, don't pretend the gays have it any easier.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They seem to have an easier time not making generalized jokes on how having a partner is toxic, painful, a loss of freedom,...

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

You obviously hang out with very different gays than me in that case because exaggerated (mostly) playful whining about the other half seems to stretch across sexualities, cultures and time even.

[–] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

With that 'stache he turned into Friedreich Engles lmao

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Water milk and coffee for breakfast? That sounds awful. And I like coffee.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Green leafy vegetables

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sun exposure is impossible, i live in sweden

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What, the summer was fantastic!

A shame it rained that day though 🥲

[–] reka@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Meditation, journaling, goal setting.

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago