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submitted 2 months ago by Midnight to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"get him away from the video games"

Was the police's suggestion to the father last year when the kid threatened to do this. I don't even know what decade I live in anymore.

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This is the fault of republicans and their insane, murderous legislation.