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Anon asks a girl out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All for a pun. Rip.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not just. I heard that Elton John was suddenly in the background, performing "I'm still standing". Elton 's plan was to cheer him up a little, to make anon realize that even after being rejected, he's still standing and she isn't.

But anon somehow didn't notice Elton and went home, to never come out again.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Anon just wanted her because she was Never gonna run around and desert ~~you~~ him.

[–] don@lemm.ee 59 points 2 months ago

Pun bomb dropped. No survivors.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

She gave me a handy, no cap.