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[–] superkret@feddit.org 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The truck driver French Fry'd when he should have Pizza'd.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't ya know it, he had a bad time

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Well that just sounds like he was having a bad time.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not the onion, potatoes… lots of them.

I want onion rings now, but those aren't allowed in c/nottheonionrings

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago

Release the national ketchup reserves!

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago
[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So it was only half a crash?

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

These damn French!