Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 weeks ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I never get a happy medium.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, I just want a happy medium

[–] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Look for one in good spirits. Watch out for a drunk one.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

I never get a happy medium.

Well done!

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

reminds me of the psychic midget that escaped prison. a small medium at large.