this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
15 points (94.1% liked)

Melbourne

1862 readers
48 users here now

This community is a place created for the people of Melbourne and Victoria. We are a positive, welcoming and inclusive community. We might not agree about everything, but we always strive to stay civil and respectful.

The focus of our discussions is based around things that effect Victoria, but we are also free to discuss our local perspective on wider issues. Or head to the regular Daily Random Discussion thread to talk about anything.

Full Community Guidelines

Ongoing discussions, FAQs & Resources (still under construction)

Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)

Feedback & Suggestions

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I messaged my manager this morning about something, and she wrote back:

"OK Simon, thanks for letting me know, but please rest up and stop working".

I haven't heard that in my entire life from an employer

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One can dream of working for such a place, good work man, you've earned an easy ride ๐Ÿ’œ

That's very kind of you ๐Ÿ˜Š Who knows what's around the corner. For now, it's OK.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Here's an interesting one. Found my grandfathers old pipe.

Tanganyika went from 1961 to 1964 and is now modern day Tanzania. Don't see that everyday.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Wow a micro slice of history. Totally a keep it!

load more comments (4 replies)
[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

looks at weather forecast

smells oodie

I guess it's a trip to the laundromat this weekend then

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] Mittens_meow@aussie.zone 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NDIS application is starting. My doc says itโ€™s really difficult to get approved but we will try anyway. Iโ€™m still working full time so dsp isnโ€™t a thing and I want to keep working and feel like a normal person. Just need some help and ideally work to stop forcing mandatory office days and actually be inclusive instead of just pretending to. Sucks being bedridden so much.

I'm sorry you're having such a hard time with this. Hopefully everything goes OK with the NDIS ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

today feels like a bunch of spiders trapped in a jar

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The thought of that terrifies me for some reason.

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I... I... don't know how that feels, but I suspect it's chaotic and awful and oh my god that mental image ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

With a bit of luck they'll eat each other.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I went to a job interview yesterday. It finished at 4 and I didn't get home until 6. In that time my girlfriend and mother in law picked up the kids from childcare.

They let the kids be unrestrained in the car park, so one of my boys decides to run off. The MIL is chasing him, hysterical. She has a bad knee so she can't run. My girlfriend was putting the other boy in the car so she couldn't respond straight away. God, what if something happened.

I usually handle pickup because I work from home, and this had never happened to me. I know we'd make things work if I need to fund another job but I still just don't know what we'll do if things don't work out today.

load more comments (6 replies)
[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Geography quiz this week....

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Iโ€™ve decided to take the day off tomorrow.

My long weekend starts!

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To the bucket I lost, if you're reading this, you're always welcome back home if it's a gale force sth. easterly I have kept your bedroom just as it was.

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I just had the Performance Agreement meeting and I still have my job. The review period is being extended and I'm being given a written warning. I have another month to just try do what they want from me. I can do the actual work required of me, it's all the following up with people and adding comments here and there about what's being done that's the issue. It's the most frustrating and boring part of the job for me, but this is a more corporate setting and that's what's important to them.

load more comments (8 replies)
[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

My new workplace might actually be really awesome. We randomly had wine tasting at 4pm so we finished early, and we sat around talking shit til 6. Everyone seems really friendly and chill

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Shout out to SES, tree crews, powerline workers and everyone else who was hammered by the storms yesterday and are continuing the cleanup today. With special thanks to the cop directing traffic on Burwood Hwy/Springvale Rd in peak hour yesterday. Trying to control that many cars must be a nightmare!

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

my mouth was open for almost an hour to get an old big filling fixed

i am beginning to get my feelings back and my muscles are sooooooore

i have pre-bought beef stew and mash for this

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Used my mouth guard last night, and chewed the ever loving shit out of it. So I have a headache still, taken some ibuprofen.

Also seem to have caught a cold? So avoiding class today. Annoying, but I should be able to catch up on my prac next week.

What a load of poop

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I have a friend who lives in Sydney. She's not really someone I talk about feelings to, but rather hobbies, and I would consider her to be one of my best friends.

A couple of months ago, I asked her how she found a particular artist we were talking about. She has a very diverse music taste and is constantly playing music. Ever since then, she sends me a song everyday, ranging from musicals, live performances and random stuff she's picked up. I've never been exposed to such a variety of music. It's a really special thing.

I wish there was some way I could repay her for thinking of me. I am so grateful to have a friend like her. I'm in awe.

Romantic love is cool and all, but platonic love is the shit. If I never experience romantic love again, I think I'll be fine. Apparently single, unmarried women are happier anyway ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿคช

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Single women live longer, are healthier and a lot wealthier than most married women. Married blokes live longer, are healthier and a lot wealthier than single blokes. As a species, we are doomed.

load more comments (5 replies)
[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Hope nobodyโ€™s house is made of straw, or sticks.

[โ€“] wscholermann@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I don't like squats so I've stopped doing them. They always feel incredibly awkward and I rather suspect they aggravate my sciatica.

load more comments (5 replies)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

I've decided tomorrow's music theme is Party so if you have any recommendations I'd love to hear them so I can add them on my playlist.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

S Club 7 - S Club Party. Of course.

load more comments (9 replies)
[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Kilt ironing lesson in progress. ๐Ÿคฏ

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

The bathroom has now been sorted (it is nice having everything off the bench top so I can clean easily), I have put the bins out and I even cleaned the rangehood today. Now I just have to find the energy from somewhere to cook my burger for dinner.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I want what ever is in the coffee at the metro control center. The โ€œgoooodmorning everyone!โ€ Was exceptionally singsong and chipper this morning. Gale, itโ€™s not even 7am. Love the enthusiasm but gonna need you to dial it back from a 12 to a 6 or a 7 max.

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

F me this Brisbane hot liquid on a baby story is really making the argument to bring back capital punishment.

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I declare this vacuum cleaner deceased. There goes the rest of my tax return ๐Ÿชฆ

load more comments (6 replies)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (16 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Biscuit train now arriving

load more comments (5 replies)
load more comments (15 replies)
[โ€“] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I was not expecting clear skies, no wind and sun today. Especially after yesterday.

load more comments (4 replies)
[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do not like this snot present from Boyo.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

They're finally almost finished. We apparently have a functioning gate, BUT the dodgy gate guys they hired took the fobs with them, so yet again it's permanently stuck open...

Mr door man is almost done, but we now have 4 green doors with no door handles or locks, including my bedroom, which is fun I guess.... Even though I know I'm home alone, I can already tell the anxiety is going to stop me from sleeping. I've also slept with my door closed for the last 7 years. Without fail. So this isn't super nice...

The cameras have been installed, they've been put in a gigantic metal box. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of it, I thought at the very least they were gonna mount a visible monitor off to the side. That unfortunately doesn't do a whole lot to relieve my anxiety. Apparently this system has an app, but I'm not their customer, so the camera dudes wouldn't give me any info about it. I do control the router and the ethernet cable leading to the box, and I believe the cameras are wired with PoE, so I do wonder if there's a way to hijack the signal in the meantime. But I'm too tired and have too much of a headache to fuck around with that kind of pointless nerdy shit right now. I still have my current cameras up and running, so I still have access to a camera.

The lockisth is coming tomorrow morning to fix the lock on the shed, and they've emailed him to ask that he extracts the lock from my old door so I have some way of closing it. But if he can't, it'll be about a 1-2 week wait where my door can't close...

Photos:

E: also I did no study, and mostly just read more Reddit than I have since the API stuff happened ๐Ÿ˜”

load more comments (7 replies)
[โ€“] Reonn@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

The wild winds tonight are stressing me out.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Tackling jasmine today. It has moved very early this year.

To those hoping to plant jasmine, just so you know over time it's arguably worse than bamboo I don't care how good it looks or smells. It smothers everything in its path like the blob.

Pretty but an absolute PITA have to get up there to tease it off. :(

[โ€“] danwritesbooks@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who sees a deer?

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Super annoyed. Someone took the last spoon from the coffee jars from the staff room.

There are no spoons whatsoever here.

Lucky I keep my own teaspoon for personal use though it took up extra time from my break to make a coffee thanks to that.

Why do people keep stealing and eating spoons here?!

load more comments (5 replies)
[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Seems we have lift off. There's a bunch of dudes here for the cameras and a bunch of other dudes here for the door frames. Because of that, I've been ejected from my spare room which I use as a kinda office. Today's also the only weekday I don't have anything happening (besides 1 phone call "anytime between 9am and 2pm"), so I was hoping to get some study done. A bit hard to concentrate when they're going wild with the power saws.

The "case management practitioner supervisor" (I don't know what it is, but I absolutely hate that title) is here (the tradies have to be supervised when they're inside), so she ejected me from the other office to go do phone calls. So I'm just sort of floating around trying to find somewhere chill now

E: looks like I was correct about the security cameras. It's a proper corporate style system. Featuring a locked cabinet with a UPS and a plexiglass shield over the monitor. Not a huge fan of that, I most certainly would not be having anything like that in my house, once I move. Feels kind of unhomely and a bit business or corporation like, but I guess it stops inside jobs, so that's nice I suppose

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Trying to prod the instances alongโ€ฆ posted a โ€˜whatโ€™s free this month in Melbourneโ€™ but deleted it for obvious reasons. Iโ€™ll wait a day for it to update for September and post again.

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

My love is free this month ๐Ÿฅฐ
But really... next month I'm charging

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good night every one. Sweet dreams. Love you all. ๐Ÿ˜˜

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next โ€บ