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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
Perfect place to go and die :'D
There may still be free drugs hidden in the walls.
Wow, two endorsements from Elon Musk even.
Many fine vintages of methamphetamine have been consumed on these premises.
249k or 2.49m ? I think you have a typo.
Ha! Either way, it's too expensive! I'll fix it.
Well, now it's even more expensive. 249000! is a hell of a big number.
I tried googling it out of curiosity and I couldn't find an answer lmao. I don't think there's even a scientific prefix for that large
Is that shit on the walls on the left?
If you're lucky.
I can fix her.
I feel like I need to roll a Constitution save just from looking at this picture.
Don’t even need an inspection, I’ll just put my bid in.
An absolute steal! ✊Get in there my son!
Bit of a fixer upper but with a little bit of TLC she'll be good as new.
Cozy 🙊