All Disney has to do is get Putin and Kim Jong Un to sign up for free Disney+ trial for a month.
Viola! World peace, bitches.
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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I had to check twice to make sure this was "The Onion" rather than "Not the Onion"
sounded true then I saw it was the onion and I'm just flabbergasted life's gotten so crazy that you can't tell real headlines from the onion at a glance.
This isn't as bad as it sounds. The drone doesn't have a pilot on board but it's still a real human in Burbank remotely dropping the hammer on you.