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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 156 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This dude would have started up Quake and then never quit because the quit screen would basically call you a pussy for leaving.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 weeks ago

I'm still stuck in Doom.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can't quit Alpha Centauri because "Dont go. The drones need you. They look up to you"

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

So plaintively. Got me every time. I guess I could stay for a few more Winamp songs...

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 116 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Far cry 4, wait when bad guy said to wait for him. Ending credits play.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Poiar@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's 4

3 was Vas. He hated you.

4 was the flamboyant guy. He actually liked you at the beginning, and you betray his trust by jumping out the window

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

FC5 also has the option to finish the game in a couple of minutes if you do what the antagonist asks. Don't remember what exactly it was, leave with your team, I believe.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

Developers just casually adding intended game mechanics that makes the speed run incredibly boring.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

FC6 too. In the beginning you're only helping the resistance so they'll give you a boat to escape to Miami. Once they give you the boat you're supposed to join them anyway, but if you take the boat and sail far enough away you'll get a cutscene where you escape to Miami and later watch the fall of your country on the news.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 7 points 3 weeks ago

Haven't played 6, but at this point I expect them to add a quick ending scenario in every sequel.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It was better than the real ending because they pussed out and made the crazy fundies right for some reason.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, I'll look up the answer and return with an update.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 71 points 3 weeks ago

I wear that achievement as a badge of honor. We are not the same.

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It would have been rude to deny him. I stand by my decision.

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity Dream Guardian or Wood Block?

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Woodblock NSWF obviously, though historical.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

LMAO I still don't know how to answer, but I was a Tav halfling if that helps.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The question was did you have The Emperor appear as the Dream Guardian or did you embrace the tentacles? 😆

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In ~~all my play-throughs~~ one experimental play-through I never found the Guardian option.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the context of this to me?

[–] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 104 points 3 weeks ago

In the beginning when you explore one of the starting areas you can encounter a prostitute who offers herself for cheap. If you agree, she tells you to follow her into some backroom. However, there is a giant dude waiting inside who knocks you unconscious and takes all your money (it's scripted, you can't escape this fate once you enter the backroom).

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Missed out on the 2 hour refund policy anon. Could’ve got your money back.

[–] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfortunately for anon, Steam didn’t start doing refunds until 2015

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's because of refunds they stopped accepting Bitcoin a few years later

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Due to the unstable exchange rate? Or what was the reason?

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. And also transaction fees which are paid by the user when using Bitcoin

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like games that give you a little slap upside the head for being stupid. All things considered, losing the paltry amount of early game currency in Metro is getting off pretty light compared to some games.

[–] Doxin@pawb.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

In Stray you can put a paper bag on your head. It inverts your controls for a bit. I liked that.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Just get the rest of the achievements and say you wanted to get all the achievements.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe I am overlooking it, but I don’t see this achievement in my Steam account.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 weeks ago

I strongly believe this is fake 🥱

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