this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
100 points (99.0% liked)

Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'

907 readers
126 users here now

Rules:

  1. News must be from a reliable source. No tabloids or sensationalism, please.

  2. Try to keep it safe for work. Contact a moderator before posting if you have any doubts.

  3. Titles of articles must remain unchanged; however extraneous information like "Watch:" or "Look:" can be removed. Titles with trailing, non-relevant information can also be edited so long as the headline's intent remains intact.

  4. Be nice. If you've got nothing positive to say, don't say it.

Violators will be banned at mod's discretion.

Communities We Like:

-Not the Onion

-And finally...

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
oleorun@real.lemmy.fan
lemmyfanadmin@real.lemmy.fan
100
Never take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientists (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
11 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

Scientists: Outliers aren't reliable data points.

Us: FUCK YOU WE'RE GOING TO DRINK AND SMOKE LIKE THAT ONE LADY WHO LIVED TO BE 114.

top 11 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Come on, you were gonna drink and smoke anyway

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can advise anyone not to smoke, or quit smoking. I smoked for a little over a decade and quit 3 years ago.. It truly elevates your quality of life. No more bad breath, no longer out of breath after a short walk, no more random sore throat, no more random chest pains, no looming threat of cancer, tons of cash saved.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I initially read that as not to smoke or if you're already smoking not to quit lol

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Same. I should start smoking again so I can not quit as recommended.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I quit about a year ago myself. Everything you said is true. And I still miss the fuck outta smokes! Fuck they're so good. I almost cried this morning when I had my coffee sans cigarettes.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I haven't been around smokers much lately, that helps a lot. If I can't buy a cigarett of anyone, I can push the craving away without much effort. I don't think they ever go away completely, but it gets easier to say no.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I remember an interview with a 100 year old woman years ago and they inevitably asked "What's your secret?"

"Well... I'll tell you... I drink a highball EVERY... DAY!"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highball

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TBF Branyas had some good advice overall

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

…Branyas believed her longevity stemmed from “order, tranquility, good connection with family and friends, contact with nature, emotional stability, no worries, no regrets, lots of positivity and staying away from toxic people”.

“Do not listen to this person!!”

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

This is actually great advice

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Me, trying not to worry: "imagine having to pay this rent for another 70 years.."