That's why you gotta carry a decoy pen
Everett True Comics
A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.
Decoy in your pocket, real pen tucked into your sock.
I wouldn't consider in your sock "first class condition"
if true were on the other side he'd have killed by now
My random guy on the street, if you have the ability to ask a question, I wish you would actually phrase it like a question.
That's me and my Pilot G2s
My office got a box of .38 G2s recently as opposed to our usual .7 or 1.0 and made sure to snag 8 of them and hide them in a couple spots at my desk as they slowly vanish
Every time I have to use one of the .7s now it's just not the same
He got burned one too many times I guess
Just glad this didn't turn out like the Joe Pesci "pen scene" in Casino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V1dKqCvRjE
Wanna see a magic trick?
Joe Pesci would’ve made a fantastic Everett True in a live action flick.
Me and my kaweco liliput fireblue, no one will ever touch it, it will be buried with me.