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Anon wants to play a game (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Couch, lube, a Barry White album.

[–] Michal@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

Duct tape, Rope, newspaper

[–] Rustywhims@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Super hard mode: 2 items

Vaginal cream and a fly swatter

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Frozen pizza and canned pineapple

[–] UnbalancedFox@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

This is the best one so far 😂

[–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 5 points 3 months ago

Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Frozen pizza
Baking sheets
Sliced pineapple

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rope Duct tape Zip ties

Keep it simple.

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

a turkey baster and bleach

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