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[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The teacher’s last name is salmon. I’m glad she’s safe and I’m wondering if bears can read

[–] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I definitely thought there's no way this was a chance encounter with a name like that.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Could be a prank

[–] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A salmon and a bear on a pine mountain

Is this an AI fever dream news article haha. The writers for the universe are just getting lazy now

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

Bear bugged out into "school of salmon"

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Elaine Salmon, an elementary school teacher in Pine Mountain Club, California, said she left her classroom Tuesday evening to make copies in the school office ahead of the upcoming start of the new school year.

When she returned, she said a bear was in her classroom.

"I opened my classroom door and there was this bear charging towards the door," Salmon told ABC Bakersfield affiliate KERO-TV. "I ... closed the door, locked the bear in there, and then I went back to the office to call my husband."

[–] sinkingship@mander.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Someone help this poor bear get some education!