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[–] ren@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why they watching the very end? Just to make sure everyone is happy? Plot resolution?

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Credits. Gaffers are extremely important and I refuse to watch anything gaffed by Jeff. You know, what you did, Jeff!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Gotta know who that grip girl was so you can look her up later

[–] Iamdanno@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That the facial

[–] SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys skip the story? You don't want to know what kind of negotiation did they go through for the AC technician to accept a carnal payment from the hot MILF??? Or how is he going to explain the situation to his boss?????

[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t this the scene with Karl Hungus from “Logjammin’”?

[–] ultimate_question@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The story is ludicrous

[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hate that I relate to this, because honestly I feel like constantly skipping around to get to the good stuff can't be good for us.

I'm firmly convinced that it's bad for us. As is watching a dozen vids in one session and switching back and forth between them. It's possibly the most mentally damaging way of doing the whole thing. It's like TikTok. Imagine doing that with movies.

[–] TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really don't think spending extra time sitting through half assed foreplay is going to do the human race any favors.

[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Might do an IRL sexual partner who enjoys foreplay a favour though. I dont know that reprogramming our brains to only react to hardcore scenes is doing ourselves a favour either.

[–] TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think the brain knows the difference between porn and an actual sexual encounter. Porn isn't sex ed nor a tutorial.

[–] Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Really? Y'all skip all that? Idk, I like a good buildup sometimes. And when it comes to XConfessions and other artsy porn, I watch the whole thing after the intro.

[–] glowie@infosec.pub 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Different strokes for different folks

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Gifs are for the destination, videos are for the journey.

[–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Has anyone actually watched a 1hr porn scene from start to finish?

How? Why?

Thry used to be like 6mins long in the 90s.... The whole damn movie was an hour long.... Now one porn scene is over an hour sometimes

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes. One time I just decided I'd watch the whole thing like it was a proper movie. Wasn't the worst movie I've watched.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What was the worst movie you've watched?

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago

The Room maybe?

It's very hard to do, but IMO it's the best way. It feels better. Yes, in your heart.

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I did. Especially those great Manuel Ferrara's scenes from the RAW series. Those are long and he's alone with the girl.

[–] Moops@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Have you ever seen those cock hero videos? Some of them are over an hour long. Yeah, I ain't got the patience for all that!

[–] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Use them across multiple 'sessions' and they're pretty good sometimes

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago

Top 10 reasons to skip to the good parts:

1 - You just want to see that scene the preview alluded to

[–] ScrotesforGoats@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

When I find time to properly jerk it, that is when my child or wife aren't home, it turns into an hours long edging session. I watch all the porn. Sometimes on several devices at once. I only get to do it occasionally, so why not go all out?

[–] rambos@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"Miss" isn't the word I'd use.

[–] CeleryFC@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

That’s all I’m here for…

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

Data really can be beautiful.

AND deadly accurate.

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, the beginning and end should also be green.

[–] Reset_Velvet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For some the entire thing is green

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For some, the entire thing is red. Surely they must exist?

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

His name is Fox Mulder

[–] Totendax@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Buildup is key

(I rather skip the monotone scenes then miss the exciting plot)

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

You guys have a spare hand to skip with?

Maybe I'm doing it wrong...

It depends on the story for me, usually the build up is sooo sexy but other times I just want to see a specific ⭐️get pounded in a specific position

[–] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

OPENING ZA DOOR!

SITTING AT COMPUTER!

GETTING BORED!

WATCHING POR-

Source - Sora the Troll, YouTube

[–] Lunyan@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The first ~2 minutes are my favourite usually, I like the buildup a lot more than the actual porn most of the time

[–] Vlixz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Completely agree! It drives me nuts when people skip. Drives me nuts in films/video's, and drives me nuts in porn xD

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Sometimes i skip 10s at a time because dialogue can get cringey then BAM he's balls deep. I have to wonder, how did we get here? So i back up a little bit to see the masterful seduction at work.

[–] Witcher@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Makes sense.

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Dammit! How dare you expose me like that!?

[–] Interesting_Test_814@jlai.lu 2 points 1 year ago

Alt title : This comment is sponsored by NordVPN. Watching any video. Please like and subscribe !

(I'm exagerrating and understand creators must be paid in some way but this was my first thought seeing the graphic)

I just shop by length so that last two thirds of the video will not be necessary