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[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol seriously though every time I’ve tried something with Epson salt or oils for pain it does literally nothing and all I can think of after I give up is “great now I have a mess to clean up this is such bullshit”

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Autocorrect has a hate boner for me and my online presence.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I know what you mean. On my iPhone, I double check my posts to be safe. 🥴

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly lol, maybe that’s the point, distraction? 🤔

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just use whisky now. It works fantastically and I suggest it to every other guy like me who works with their body and is constantly sore.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drinking it or rubbing it on?

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drinking it. But don’t take any advice from me, I’m an alcoholic.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lol Fair enough, but it would help ignore the back pain. ¯\(ツ)

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doing the Lard’s work, I thank thee

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Self-seasoning myself. 🤣

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Technically it's not really salty tasting, since Epsom salts are magnesium sulfate not sodium chloride, but it could still be considered "salty," as ionic compounds like magnesium sulfate are a class of compounds collectively called "salts"

I dunno, semantics are a bitch

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well the meme doesn't say taste, it says feels.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

what does it mean to feel salty

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ask any Karen.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

Feels like salt.

Or anger.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, sprinkled bath salts on my steak dinner.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Have a nice trip.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I tried and it made me feel like I really needed a shower. 😣

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

As a chronic pain sufferer this is too real.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

And tastier...

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does something feel salty?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Salt grain has a distinct texture to it.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This. You know when you touch it, it’s gritty and you need a shower feeling.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Does it? Guess I'm too uncultured to know the difference between grainy things.

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The more I know

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

You know what, I always wished I had a saltier back.