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Uber Eats Crashes After Influx of $10 Voucher Orders from CrowdStrike (isglitch.com)
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[โ€“] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 38 points 3 months ago

company offers $1 Candy Crush lives as compensation for the compensation failure.

Beautiful