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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TrenGoblin@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean....sure, you can pick and choose all you want, but you yourself gotta match your preference, i.e. you yourself must be lean and in shape.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Considering this is posted in LemmyShitPost, I can only assume that this is just a troll-post.

Because otherwise OP is an absolute clown.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes. It sounds like you're talking about the features you're on the lookout for in a used car, which comes off as creepy.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Gamers, I can understand, but I draw the line at an*me fans 😤

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Top tier shitpost

[–] iiGxC 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you really are a tren goblin you should stop taking unhealthy recreational drugs before you worry about drugs other people use. Like another user said, don't expect anything you can't bring to the table for them.

Also, the health of recreational drug use varies wildly. Having one drink of alcohol each night is different to getting very drunk every friday and saturday is different to going on cocaine benders every weekend is different to smoking a bit of weed after work is different to tripping on shrooms once or twice a month. Some of those have huge negative side effects on health, some have zero impact.

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Video games and anime probably don't contribute to being lean and in shape

[–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yes. For me it comes down to two things:

  1. Do I get on and have fun with this person?
  2. Am I attracted to them?

I don't think you need to be so specific with your requirements. If they don't like Anime, then that shouldn't be a deal breaker. As long as they're not forcing you to stop watching /liking those things, you can like different things.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

At the risk of making a serious reply in a shitpost thread...

Who you're attracted to and what you're looking for is subjective. No one else gets a say in what that is.

However, there are repercussions. The more rare what you're looking for is, the harder it is to find. The more broadly desired what you're looking for is, the more you're competing with other people.

So sure, go looking for what you want, but be aware that you might be looking a long time, and they might not be interested in you.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Uhm. Wow. I'm going to go smoke some weed then pet my cat and think about this.