I'm a professional drinker.
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2024
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Professional flight simulator pilot. I can fly a Boeing 737, 747, 777, 787, Airbus A300, A310, A320, McDonnell Douglas MD-11, and BAe 146, as long as there are no system failures and I can access my Navigraph charts.
Time compression would be great for those long haul flights as well. NYC to Tokyo in a few hours at 4x time would be sweet.
Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am π
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Is this specifically things we do during work hours more than our actual job? Or what we choose to do with our free time?
Cause if it's slacking off at work, sadly, I am probably now a professional Solitaire player. If it's in my free time... Well, my ADHD keeps me hopping from activity to activity so often let's just call it "Special Projects Manager"...
VR game level designer. Neat!
Pro golfer or sword fighter. Can't complain
Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.
Iβm a nanny! π
Tobacconist and Sommelier.
Professional click hero
Tracing shapes & cutting them out.
It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.
And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. π«
Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.
I really hope everyoneβs answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.
You misread the prompt, it's during work hours, not the whole day. Unless we'd expect people to sleep during work hours instead of the rest of the day to be healthy.
Dad
either driver or student.
Code talker?
I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?
I mostly proofread serialized web fiction, but I dabble in social media.
Nazi Hunter.
Looks like I'm a professional sleeper...
Time for some OT! π΄
Looks like I'm getting paid to play video games. I'll take it!