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In fairness to the little guy, modern dogfood is garbage compared to a fresh kill.
Most will. In wild dog packs, puppy survivability is around 5%. In comparison with their the closest relative, the gray wolf's puppies have a 91 ~ 95% chance of surviving.
So you’re saying wild dog packs face a tougher crucible of evolution than the socialist wolves growing fat and stupid with their 95% survival rates.
Some dog breeds need to end.
"Yay I get to run around outside for a few minutes! I hope I can breathe well enough to keep up with thi--" *dies*
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