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submitted 3 months ago by Jakdracula@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's it, I want to cancel my subscription of humanity

[–] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Without a receipt we can't help you.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

does a birth certificate count?

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We only accept voter registration cards

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago

An actual cash register receipt is required.

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like how the image itself is ai generated for some reason (as if there weren't enough images exactly like this you could use) but the bandaid is just poorly shopped onto it.

Why

[–] stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Because AI art is shit at this kind of thing. Not incapable of, just absurdly fiddly to get obedience from. It'll get you 75% of the way there, and then you actually need to know how to edit an image, which is where it lets you down.

Go ahead and try generating images of a family during benediction wearing ear bandages and you'll find it really struggles with getting that last part right because it's not typical subject matter.

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

"Ah Fuck. The kids ingested lead and now a bunch of them have cognitive imparements." Facepalm -- God [probably]

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can't wear a bandage on my ear because I have a medical exception. I have trouble hearing with the bandage on. I'm prone to ear infections. And I'm not a sheep

[–] tdgoodman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You will wear the ear diaper as a sign of compliance.

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Ok, but I'm going to wear it lose at the bottom of my ear lobe because I'm complying

[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I feel genuinely bad for any democrat supporter with an ear injury right now.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Omg I literally thought of

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It looks like teabags to me. But also this is the most Life-of-Brian-esque thing I've seen in a lalala long long li long long time.

https://youtu.be/deDlab6vFgg

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Real men eat the real thing and have constipation 🪵

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Damn it! You beat me to it.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Someone should make a realistic version of this. Like they're all obese, missing some teeth and the mother and father are siblings.

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Life in hell it is.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Donald Jr gonna have a hard time finding his misplaced bag of coke

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, my bullet-worship-square is Bigger than yours. Jesus, I mean lord trump, will love me more!

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

My bullet-worship-square can walk right through the door!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

The Stigmata Of Saint Donald

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

So if that bullet had hit him in the head, would they all take one to the dome as well?

[–] VesqS@r.nf 5 points 3 months ago

Those pads look like tiny pillows to me. Mike "My Pillow" Lindell strikes again

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 5 points 3 months ago

Stupid doesn't equal funny.

[–] LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Epigenetics works its magic

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Weird headphones