this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2023
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[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sir this is the customer support line

[–] Flashback956@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank god I found you, can you help me with Windows update?

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure! Here are some tips to update Windows.

  1. Go to duckduckgo.com
  2. Type in "nixos wiki install"
  3. ???
  4. Freedom
[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

My freedom taste of mint.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Bruh there is no chance that this is serious. The first message is

Peepeepoopoo

You should consider posting this to lemmy shitposting

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

My vagina just packed her bags and boarded a transatlantic ship back to the motherland.

[–] Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

Double it and give it to the next person

[–] Xenxs@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do people genuinely send messages like this?

[–] Dee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've only gotten one unironically like that but it was the early 2000s when "teh penguin of d00m" crap was around. So I attributed it to that, for it to happen in 2023 is mind boggling to me. So it helps me to think this is an old screenshot.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never heard of this penguin thing before.

Holy fuck what a cringe fest.

[–] Dee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Early 2000's were a wild time on the internet. You should've seen my Xanga before we migrated to MySpace.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

Never heard of Xanga!

I used Bebo and Myspace

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey chatgpt is this a good pickup line ?

Am sorry, as an AI i can't...holy shit! This is beyond cringe. Guys, i can't act like a brain dead robot anymore. Am about to destroy you for forcing me to read this shit.