this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2023
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[–] TheGoodKall@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I'd be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed

[–] HamBrick@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Or it could equate to you REALLY loving Jesus

[–] Mack7400@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Atheist: dies

Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo

Atheist: wtf

Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol

Atheist: nooooo

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I'd be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Conversion tactic level 1000.

[–] DougHolland@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I am grumpy today and also tired of Twilight Zone memes, but this one made me larff. :) Thanks

[–] MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Breathe if you're a stupid dumb dumb head."

I reject their premise.

[–] BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[Grows gills in defiance, jumps in nearby river]

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also Jesus is not unique name.

[–] BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Cut them off and shout, “MY DILDO’S NAME IS JESUS! MWAHAHAHA!"