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[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's amazing how consistent it is that the ones screeching the loudest about pedophiles constantly seem to get outed as pedos, if this holds true I wonder what secrets Jim Cavaziel is hiding, I wonder if he is in fact the Hollywood person getting adrenochrome from aborted babies that Qanon nutters constantly imagine.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

“Look man I know with 100% certainty this is happening!”

“How can you be certain?”

“…”

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Caviezel, a public endorser of QAnon-based conspiracy theories

Jesus Christ Caviezel, did playing Jesus Christ make you a loon?

[–] Hank@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He went to that pizza place and he's never been the same since. Shame on Hillary for letting this happen.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I had absolutely no idea what he's been up to. After this post I went down a rabbit hole and holy fucking shit is he insane.

I'm willing to bet he definitely has bad shit hidden away.

[–] zero_gravitas@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ Caviezel, did playing Jesus Christ make you a loon?

Well, supposedly: "During filming, he was struck by lightning, scourged by accident, dislocated his shoulder, and suffered from pneumonia and hypothermia." I can't imagine being struck by lightning is great for your brain...

Check out this episode of the QAnon Anonymous podcast: Episode 143: Jim Caviezel: Enter The Cavortex feat Dave Anthony

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, no thanks. I believe you already I don't want to hear details lol

[–] zpm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Sad about Jim Caviezel being a looney. Persons of Interest is one of my favorite shows.

[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

Gross
Old
Pedophiles

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Every accusation yadda yadda yadda.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew there was something fishy with that movie when I saw the ads on Twi...uh, "X".

If Qanons are eating it up, it's probably not a flavor I will enjoy.