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[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

You get used to it, I don't even see the code, All I see is blond, brunette, redhead

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Don't get me started man, currently organizing a 6+ year old spaghetti code Javascript app. It was running a version of node below 1

This app had git versioning and I am seeing shit like "filenameNew" "filenameOld" there's also multiple old versions of the app that were just chilling in nested upon nested folders of themselves.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, Standard Galactic Alphabet from Commander Keen

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

err its from minecrafts!!!

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That's my life. Reading legacy code and refactoring. It's an easy life, living out here, free on the sea. The wind in your sails only the occasional mermaid made of O(n+1) to deal with.

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Coming back to my own code 6 months later, also.

[–] Maxb0tbeep@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

enchantment table

[–] LIESGREEDMISERY@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 years ago

Minecraft source code leaked