this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2024
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[–] finley@lemm.ee 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i feel like this post was predicted by this post, or that, somehow, one made the other happen. either way, i find it amusing...

Why do quantum computers look like gorgeous golden chandeliers?

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Haha it absolutely did. I had no clue they looked like that, then had to read a couple articles on them, and one had this great pic

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It is 100% toungue in cheek because of that post.

[–] finley@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i'm so glad that lemmy still has that small-town vibe

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I always love finding the little nuggets, like the fuck is this post going on about, see there is no comments and scroll a few pages and see the post. Or saw it in the morning. Its just small enough that 8 hours doesn’t seem to miss too much content on the first few pages of the “all”.

[–] finley@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

i often browse at work, which is extremely dull, and i often am at work in the early morning and later in the evening, including on the weekends-- times when it's dead here. this gives me extra time to really soak it all in when there's few people around.

too bad this computer doesn't have photoshop on it.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Bro if the new home owner had a research quantum computer from IBM or Intel we'd be best friends...

[–] BubbleMonkey 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I tracked down the house I lived in until I was 5-6. I have lots of pictures of it in its glory and I remember it fondly.

It was an old 1800s school building that my parents converted into a house. Very cool building, lots of old-school charm (hehe).

Finding it was a huge mistake. The present owners don’t even live in it, they built a house just to the side of it and use the old structure as support for solar panels, and probably storage for the junk sprawling over the property. Which.. I’m down with solar but it’s so sad to see something with so much history, charm, and character.. absolutely ruined in under 30 years.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 2 points 4 months ago

When the new owners decide to create a house for imprisoning evil ghosts.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

That's qhy they say "you can never go back home"