Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by Kill_joy@kbin.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

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[–] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 year ago

As a non native speaker, discovering these jokes is pure fun.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I gave my dad his 50th birthday card and he said

"One card would have been enough."

[–] SargTeaPot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

BRILLIANT

[–] TaleOfSam@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Top tier; excellent swerve. Brava

[–] Xepher@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

9.9/10

[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

quality

[–] ahimsabjorn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Possibly near the Appalachians?

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

slow claps forever

[–] jukes@lemmy.secondpartysoftware.com 1 points 1 year ago

Minnesota

[–] Bahalex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

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